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  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: On Saturday, Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Supernatural will all be on hiatus and I don't know if I can deal with that.
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pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

fuckyoutomhiddleston:

If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down

I just wanted everyone to know that

you’ve all been truly wonderful people

and

it was an honor blogging with you all

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I truly love all of you and will miss you all

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crockercorp:

it’s dark. you hear a noise from somewhere in your house so you go to investigate. you cautiously open a closed door and turn on the light. inside, you see him. zac efron. he is putting plastic heads in every game box you own. “you gotta get your head in the game” he whispers, staring intently at your own head with a frightening look in his eyes.

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How to braid your hair:

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

  • Wet hair
  • Comb through
  • Separate at the part
  • Draw a pentagram on the floor
  • Perform blood sacrifice
  • Offer up your soul to the devil
  • Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
  • Summon Satan
  • Ask Satan to braid your hair

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

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sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right

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jehanprouvair:

a haiku about doctor who:

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That moment when you realize that The Lion King was the first animated film to have same-sex parents

arthur-christmas-claus:

And they weren’t even the same species.

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“But it’s not natural!”

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“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”

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“But now their child will be gay.”

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“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”

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“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”

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Respected king.

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Loved father.

I rest my case.

And just for the hell of it…

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You can be a homo too!

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lizthefangirl:

kaenkusari:

padfootstolemycrumpet:


That first day we were trying to get Dan’s eyes to be green because that’s what they are in the book.And Dan was wearing contact lenses.He was allergic to them and after we made the decision to remove them, but the first day we tried to work through it. So for the last scene when he’s saying good-bye to Hagrid you can see almost his eyes tearing and his eye a little bit swollen and it feels like he’s about to cry.He probably was but he never complained.We removed the contacts and he’s never had green eyes since.
-David Heyman

The eye colour thing always use to annoy me but now I feel bad, poor daniel!

At least they tried.

thEY DID CARE

lizthefangirl:

kaenkusari:

padfootstolemycrumpet:

That first day we were trying to get Dan’s eyes to be green because that’s what they are in the book.
And Dan was wearing contact lenses.
He was allergic to them and after we made the decision to remove them, but the first day we tried to work through it.
So for the last scene when he’s saying good-bye to Hagrid you can see almost his eyes tearing and his eye a little bit swollen and it feels like he’s about to cry.
He probably was but he never complained.
We removed the contacts and he’s never had green eyes since.

-David Heyman

The eye colour thing always use to annoy me but now I feel bad, poor daniel!

At least they tried.

thEY DID CARE

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theshieldandthesword:

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

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bowlegsandangels:

killercest:

cameronjohngodfrey:

azazels-child:

why is sexuality such a big thing like 

just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent

why is it such a huge thing

You should run for office.

if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder

yeah, definitely run for office.

(Source: endcas)

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piledriverswaltz:

i want to be a tall and skinny model who dates moderately famous alternative rock band members too

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sherlocks-castle:

consultingsuperhusbands:

cumberbuddy:

johnlocklokilupinthecumberbitch:

Because that spin deserves a post of its own…

SWAG.

is it hot in here or am I inordinately attracted to his swag

Nope, his swag is hawt!

sherlocks-castle:

consultingsuperhusbands:

cumberbuddy:

johnlocklokilupinthecumberbitch:

Because that spin deserves a post of its own…

SWAG.

is it hot in here or am I inordinately attracted to his swag

Nope, his swag is hawt!

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